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Pora momentu ish tesksto, akd suprasti apie ka kalba ten eina :
PC2: Wait, is there any equipment lying around?
DM: (scratches head) I guess there are some shields and spears lying around from the dead men- at-arms ...
PC2: Dude! I jump on a shield and SURF down the wall, firing my bow as a go!
PC3: Dude.
DM: No way.
PC2: But I took Mounted Combat, and haven't gotten to use it yet! Come on, at least let me make a balance check!
DM: (rolls eyes) OK, make a balance check (setting the DC at 30).
PC2: NATURAL 20! That's like, what, a 42 with modifiers!
DM: (shakes head), Ok, you successfully jump on the shield, and are surfing it down the stairs ...
PC2: I rapid shot the closest orc while I'm surfing!
PC3: (mumbles) Bloody twink elven archers!
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DM: A big, mostly naked orc with a sparkly torch is running towards the wall.
PC1: Uh-oh! An NPC with a description! Shoot him!
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"Dead is dead. Parts are parts. Dead guys is parts" - Ripperjack
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