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gijas
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PostPosted: 2003-01-15 21:48 
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smeli: tavo ideja suprasta, gali to nekartoti visose zhinutese :)
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Zinau kad kartojuosi bet

1. kartojimas yra zinojimo motina

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!!!SENSACIJA!!!
SAVE SKELBIANTIS ORKU LYDERIS SMELIS DEMASKUOTAS
smeli wrote:
2. kartojimas butinas kad orkai pilnai isisamonintu apie ka eina kalba net jei poste ir nepaminetas zodis "maistas" kaip nonstop zinuteje
3. kai reikia ka nors teisingai suprasti tai ka as pasakau, dauguma be isimties tampa orkais ir nieko nesupranta kol nepakartoju daugxdaug+ kartu.
?. jei kas nors girdamas elfus pamirs pamineti kad didziausias tu pagyru subjektas yra elfu mesos skanumas, as kaip garbingas orkas laikau savo pareiga papildyti sias pagyras minetu itin reiksmingu punktu
Smelis nera orkas, nes:
1. Jis taip intensyviai stengiasi visiems irodyti esas orkas, kad tai pelnytai kelia itarima
2. Jo sakiniai pernelyg sudetingi. Normalus orkas kalba 1-3 zodziu sakiniais
3. Naudoja tarptautinius zodzius kaip "subjektas"
4. Patys zodziai per ilgi. Normalus orkiskas zodis 1-3 skiemenys
5. Nedaro elementariu gramatiniu klaidu
6. Jo kalboje visiskai nerasta jokiu kalbos siuksliu, tokiu kaip "...eee... huh... nuuu... hmmm... nu zinai..." etc

Kokiai rasei budingas toks elgesys, kalbos maniera?
1. Visuomet susirupines maistu
2. Valgyti ruosiasi isskirtinai vien elfus. Tai be galo svarbus faktas. Kodel? Vien jau del to, kad apsaugotu nuo isnykimo savo nuosava rase.
3. Gerai ismano kulinarija
4. Aiskiai kirsina dvi didziasias rases: elfus ir orkus.

Abejoniu nelieka, ponai prisiekusieji tarejai!
Smelis yra ne kas kitas, o mazas, niekingas, klastingas, godus, suktas HOBITAS

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em idomiai tu cia isvartei golemai...
beje palaikau tave... tik gal jis nehobitas... o kazkas baisiau..
pvz orku shamanas?...
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hahaha zekite smeli bando taisytis ... klaidu atsiranda ;]]] o kur keiskmazodziai ir sakiniai is 3-5 zodziuu iskaitant tuos naujadarus?
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Kiek beapsimetinetumei, vistiek neproporcingai stambios plaukuotos hobitiskos pedos kyso is po monitoriaus.
Jau geriau nesiteisintumei, nes tokiu elgesiu tik pabrezi savo menkystiskuma :D

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sis golemas neteisingas - jis provokacinis
reikia ji isrinkti ir surinkti is naujo teisingai

as moku tik isrinkti.... krivio pagalba

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smeli raso:
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sis golemas neteisingas - jis provokacinis
reikia ji isrinkti ir surinkti is naujo teisingai

as moku tik isrinkti.... krivio pagalba
smeli turetum rasyti taip:

aa tu aaa daunas. aaa i snuki nori blede. eee bus bum bum. Tada tpfu liks bala. aa tada sukakinsiu. aaaa ble*... aaa padarysiu.. eee su tuo aaa mano kirviu.... eee....

cia dar turetu buti tokie dalykai sunkai uzrasomi kaip uzpakalio krapstymas, garsus bezdejimas, nosies krapstymas ir pirstu kisimas i burna bei visokie atsiriaugejimai...

na esme pagavai tada bent tikrai neabejotume tavo orciskumu... o dabar bilekaip netaip ;]]]


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Va va, teisingai. Dabar kalba tik ima panaseti i tikra orkiska kalba. Bet vis tiek, kiek besistengtum visi tiesa jau suzinojo apie tikraja smelio kilme. Na, nenusimink vis dar pasaulyje egzistuoja zmoniu, nezinanciu. Siulau smeli mane kviestis ivaizdzio konsultantu, kad daugiau sitokiu apmaudziu demaskaciju nebepasitaikytu tavo konspiraciskoje karjeroje
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